Achmed The Dead Terrorist Carols * LOL FUNNY STUFF!!! XD*

"Jingle Bombs" by Achmed the Dead Terrorist
Lyrics by Achmed : D

Ooooo~
Dashing through the sand
with a bomb strap to my back!
I have a nasty plan!
For Christmas in Iraq!

I got through checkpoint A,
but not through checkpoint B,
That's when i got shot in the ass
by US military!!

(It's not Funny!)

Oooo~
Jingle Bombs, Jingle Bombs
Mind blew off you see~
Where are all the virgins
that Bin Laden Promise me~!
Oooo~

Jingle Bombs, Jingle Bombs
You a U.S solider shot me dead~
The only thing left is this
towel on my head~!

I used to be a man,
but every time i cough,
thanks to uncle Sam,
my nuts keep falling off!

My bombing days are done,
I need to find some work~
Perhaps it would be much safer
as a convenient store night clerk!

Oooo~
Jingle Bombs, Jingle Bombs
I think i got screwed!
Don't laugh at me
because I'm dead,
or i kill you!!!!


Here's another Achmed video *http://youtube.com/watch?v=UGsPDLOEtvU*